For decades, the interplanetary warriors and metal Gods we call GWAR have always dealt with change, yet one thing has always remained the exact same: when it comes to violently murdering celebrities on stage, NO ONE IS SAFE! They have laid to waste actors, mutilated pop stars, and, of course, disemboweled politicians, all in a blood-soaked, heavy-metal-scored saga… and you know what? It f*cking rocks. Yet recently, after dismembering a bloated orange guy in a toupe, which for GWAR is just another Tuesday, they have now caught the attention of high-profile right-wing commentators?! Crazy, I know. You’re probably thinking; “ Isn’t there a war to worry about?, “Yep. “ Isn’t an unregulated AI going to become self-aware and make all of you its human slaves while stealing every last drop of drinkable water? ,” Of course. “ Isn’t it wild that a metal band is on several governmental lists when...