What the fuck is this? Here I ended last week’s review with so much optimism that I’d be allowed to listen to actual music, and now they spring this bullshit that’s probably going to sound like some Hot Topic lip-piercing nonsense. I swear, those short dicks over at MetalSucks wouldn’t appreciate good music if it came up and slapped them on the seat of their skinny jeans. Darkest Hour ? My estranged daughter Jessica probably listened to stuff like this when she was in that phase where her hair looked like a hedgehog and she wore that Sailor Moon backpack everywhere. Anyway, Jessica , I miss you. How are Lilianne and Connor doing? Did you get that Ben Shapiro clip I asked your mother to send you? I thought it might open your eyes a bit. Anyway, I’m still on Facebook if you ever decide to unblock me. Ugh, you see what you did, MetalSucks ? Now I’m in a bad mood. Time to t...