“SYSTEM OF A DOWN’s DARON MALAKIAN Leads Entire Stadium in OASIS Diss.” Maybe it’s the rise of veganism, or the fact that nowadays ordering red meat from nearly anywhere can give you explosive diarrhoea, but it’s been too long since the music industry has had a good BEEF! Enter System of a Down , comparing Oasis to a tapeworm that needs to be “pulled out of your ass” while on stage, and then proceeding to get the entire crowd to chant it at full volume! Now, THIS is the kind of petty I can really get behind! This beef is GRADE-A ORGANIC. Oasis frontman and all-around-bubbly-nice-guy-whos-always-in-a-good-mood Noel Gallagher (no relation to the mustached comedian who destroys waterlemons with a mallet) is actually the one who first threw this beef onto the grill. Or as Noel would say, “ Put that beef on the barbie gov’na! ” In the early 2000’s, Noel was quoted as say...