Introduce your kid to metal, thinking they’d grow up liking Death Angel , Black Sabbath , or Iron Maiden , but instead, they grew up to like the shit-for-brains sceney-bopper music that has no right passing itself off as metal? Damn, that’s a rough one. Sorry you still have to go to your Metallica gigs alone, and in addition, you also get to see bands like Motionless In White , Bring Me The Horizon , and Bad Omens . Chances are, you’d rather go to a million gigs on your own for the rest of your life than ever step foot in a ‘metalcore’ show again. So, why don’t we offer you a few alternatives to keep your sceney-bopper happy, and off your case? And next time they ask you to go to a show with them, you can turn to their mom and say, ‘ I just bought them a record. You can take them to the show .’ It takes a team to raise a kid with a shit taste in music. My parents traded off gigs for ...