NET WORTHLESS With JOHNNY SPREADSHEETS: Got Time To Kill Between Sets? Now, You’re A Ride Share Driver
Local shows always suck because they want to pay you in drink tickets and exposure while you waste several billable hours at the venue waiting to drill through your 25-minute set. You know the story. Load-in is at 3:00 p.m. You get screamed at by management for showing up five minutes late because there’s nowhere to park. Then you wait. And wait. Twiddling your thumbs, doomscrolling through your feed of music marketing gurus trying to explain why nobody comes to local shows. Here at Net Worthless, we have the perfect solution that solves two problems at once: become your own ride-share service. Not only will you probably make more money than you’ve ever earned playing music, you can just bring everybody requesting a ride back to the venue. That’s what the promoters call a “draw.” Think about how genius this is. You load your gear in, and now it’s the waiting game. Your set doesn’t...