Oh, fuck yeah. I’ve been in something of a low place recently, what with my brief foray into Satanism with the new Archgoat a few weeks ago, and my offputtingly enjoyable experience listening to Anthrax during my last review, so I feel like I need a reset. Luckily, my editor over at MetalSucks decided to not be an insufferable shit for once in her worthless life, and gave me the green light to introduce a little wholesomeness to you wannabe purveyors of the Dark Arts. That’s right, motherfucker, get ready to be bukkaked by the Love of Christ. Here’s my review of the new Stryper , and if you don’t like it you’re more than welcome to get mouthfucked by Lucifer for all eternity. See if I care. Track 1: Throne of Thorns I feel bad for being so harsh in that intro. Now, with that being said, will I admit to being wrong? Fuck no. Track 2: Here in Your Heart Oh, hell ...