STEEL PANTHER’s SATCHEL On LEXXI FOXX’s Return: ‘When He Learns How To Have Sex Responsibly Without Hurting Animals, Then It’ll Be…’

Steel Panther‘s guitarist Satchel talked during the Rock City Guitar Clinic Q&A about his partner Lexxi Foxx‘s return to the band. Read it here:

“Well, I don’t know dude, he’s got a problem. He’s in sex rehab right now.

“When he learns how to have sex responsibly without hurting animals, then it’ll be… Hopefully, he’ll be back by [this month]. And we want him back, we miss the guy.

“He’s gonna take the penicillin, get his p*nis back in shape…

“But [fill-in bassist] Spyder’s awesome on the bass – and I know, he’s not as pretty. If you have fantasies about Lexxi, you can admit it. I have fantasies about Lexxi too. I don’t know if he has a p*nis or a v*gina. He’s like a Barbie doll.”

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